What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents