What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.