Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

Why don't Gingers go to the dentist?

They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis.