Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver