Anesthesia Jokes

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

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How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.