Anesthesia Jokes

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

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How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.