Bambi Jokes

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Bamboo Jokes More Bamboo Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What's the world's scariest plant?

bamBOO!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first