Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What Do You Call An Asian Billionare?

Cha Ching

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching