Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Where do military chaplains buy their regalia?

At the army surplice store.

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What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.