Coma Toe Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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A flat miner.

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

How do you tell jokes?

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