Dancefloor Jokes

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.