Dill Jokes

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

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Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

Pickle Bread Jokes More Pickle Bread Jokes

How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread?

Dill dough.

Jennifer Lopez Jokes More Jennifer Lopez Jokes

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

What did the dill pickle say to jennifer lopez?

U WOt M8?

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.