Dill Jokes

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

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Dill Dough Jokes More Dill Dough Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

How do you make dill bread?

Dill dough.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs .... YOUR MOM.

How about her mom?

Has she said anything

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

How do you get pickled bread?

With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

Dill Doe Jokes More Dill Doe Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you call a pickled deer?

Dill Doe :D

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Dill Bread Jokes More Dill Bread Jokes

What is dill bread made from?

Dill dough.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.