Kathmandu Jokes

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

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What's the opposite of Kathmandu?

Dogwomandon't.

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What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)