Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Kobe Jokes More Kobe Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

Kobe Beef Jokes More Kobe Beef Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!