Nihilism Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink?

Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.