Singaporean Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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School Jokes More School Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista