South Koreans Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.