Impeach Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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A tuna.

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Harmonica Lewinsky.

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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Harmonica Lewinsky.

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Illegal aliens. LOL