Impeach Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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Lettuce, pray.

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Be nice to him.

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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The Qatar.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!