Stray Cat Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

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How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What triggers feminists?

Genders

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.