White Prisoner Jokes

Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

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Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

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What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Why do black men smell bad?

Because prison showers aren't very good...

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

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How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix