How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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What do you call a German think tank?

An answer panzer!

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag