How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.