What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.