What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.