What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "