What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.