What does a Disneyland ride and Viagra have in common?

You have to wait one hour for a 3 minute ride.

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines