Why can't chickens pee?

Their pecker's on the wrong end.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...