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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

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Matthew Jokes More Matthew Jokes

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

White Nationalist Jokes More White Nationalist Jokes

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.