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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

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Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

Matthew Jokes More Matthew Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Crazy Guy Jokes More Crazy Guy Jokes

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...