Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

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How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.