Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.