Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders