Carlos Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What would you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican that loses a car?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican without his car?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carloss. MUHAHAHAHA

What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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One child in ten buckets.

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

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What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

How many Latinos does it take to do a wax job?

A Brazillion!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What do you call a single Mexican man?

No bae Jose

Nick Jokes More Nick Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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An Ambulance Armstrong

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.