Christopher Reeves Jokes

Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

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What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

Talk Head Jokes More Talk Head Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Christopher Walken Jokes More Christopher Walken Jokes

Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

Landlord Jokes More Landlord Jokes

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.