Crushedasian Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What do you call a psychic on /b/?

A 4Chan-Teller

C Jokes More C Jokes

Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

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What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.