Golden State Warrior Jokes

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Where are the Golden State Warriors from?

Chokeland.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra"

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!