Lumber Jack Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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It gets toad away

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He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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Shoot before he hits the water.

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

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At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!