Lumber Jack Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.