Mortal Kombat Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat?

A Fetality.

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What do you call a Finnish terrorist?

Finn Laden.

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.