Mu Jokes

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

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What does the average cat say?

Mu

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

Mulan Jokes More Mulan Jokes

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

Amumu Jokes More Amumu Jokes

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.