Ox Jokes

What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy?

A silly-yak.

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What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

ox-fam

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Oxident Jokes More Oxident Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Yoke Jokes More Yoke Jokes

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.