Razer.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Your sister's hymen.
A "Razer Blade"
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
Its ok, we can still be cousins."
There's no such thing as negative energy"
The husband.
Math problems actually exist
None. They prefer to cry in the dark.