Emos Jokes

What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

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Where do emos get their gaming gear?

Razer.

What do Emos and automatic lights have in common?

They'll both off themselves eventually.

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

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What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.