Emos Jokes

What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

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Where do emos get their gaming gear?

Razer.

What do Emos and automatic lights have in common?

They'll both off themselves eventually.

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

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What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do?

Slit the writ of habeas corpus.