Rip Body Jokes

What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Och noo, me troosers!

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Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.