Salivation Army Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Large Group Jokes More Large Group Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha