Salivation Army Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Large Group Jokes More Large Group Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'