Salivation Army Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Large Group Jokes More Large Group Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.