Because their pecker is on their face.
Damm, we do taste like chicken!
It hit the chicken. Bazing!
Because they're always footing the bill.
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
Their peckers are on their heads.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
By the dandruff on her shoes.
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