Why don't chicken wear underwear?

Because their pecker is on their face.

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.