18 Inch Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Stillborn Jokes More Stillborn Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?