18 Inch Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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A Subway full of live ones.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

Stillborn Jokes More Stillborn Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face