Alchohol Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

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Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.