Berlin Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ?

Berlin maiden over !

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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How do you drive this thing?

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ?

Berlin maiden over !

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Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

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How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

Lenght of chimney x wind speed

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Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.

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Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.