Blaze Jokes

What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

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What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

What do the french call 4/20?

80

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

French Stoner Jokes More French Stoner Jokes

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final?

A referee

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.