Blubber Jokes

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Five six seven eight!

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Bob Marley and The Whalers!

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