Cancer Doctor Jokes

Why was the cancer doctor so tired?

He was always oncol

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What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

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What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

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What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

Lung Cancer Jokes More Lung Cancer Jokes

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill?

By walking... jk rolling

Asbestos Jokes More Asbestos Jokes

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be."

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Testicular Cancer Jokes More Testicular Cancer Jokes

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball?

Testicular cancer

Coincidence Jokes More Coincidence Jokes

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.