Cancer Doctor Jokes

Why was the cancer doctor so tired?

He was always oncol

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What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

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What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.