Christian Terrorist Jokes

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale