Christian Terrorist Jokes

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

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1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists