Comatoast Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

You might also enjoy:

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.