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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.