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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What do you call a burning rocket?

Korean Barbecue.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.