5:38 PM.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
17/38
Popeye's
7 tees, 30 eggs
17 dirty apes.
A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
Because they want us all under super-vision!
Iced lolly.
Dadjokes
Because there's a target on every corner.
Because there are too many targets.
Reddit gold.
Whole Foods
It's fine, I'm 0K"
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
