Impasta Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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A-pasta-ate.

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An impasta.

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An intellectual impasta'.

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Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.