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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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