Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Single People Jokes More Single People Jokes

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum