Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Declaration Jokes More Declaration Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

rate!!!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"